Dear Tacky Christmas Yards...I hate you!

Read the holiday anti-greetings that Kat and Tacky Christmas Yards received this year! They are almost as funny as the yards featured on the site.

Visit www.theburbblog.com and click on Mail Bag or just click here.

Tacky Christmas Yards WILL return next year despite the pleas received in my email. Until then, be sure the check out www.theburbblog.com

Be sure to submit all of your tacky holiday photos. Beginning in February, they will be featured on www.tackyholidayyards.com

Fake snow abounds in Los Angeles

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Submitted by Jennifer, Los Angeles, California

Violations: More is NOT Less, Griswold Family

Is this even a snowman?

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Submitted by Robert, Nashville, Tennessee

Violations: W.T.H.?!?! What is this when it's not Christmas?

Disney House

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Submitted by Terri

Violations: W.T.H.?!? (Merry Disney and Happy Disney Days! You could leave this baby up ALL YEAR long)

Drum roll, please.

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Violations: (Brace yourselves, here's a new one folks!) Why Bother? (Next year this violation may be called: "The Kids Did It" since this is the defense of so many of my anti-fans but for now we'll call this one "Why Bother?" Notice how a lack of shrubbery still allows for lights on the right side?) Don't be sending me any hate mail about this one, the time spent with your hate mail has put my own yard in this very same category.

The Abominable Snowman (a.k.a “Abdominal” Snowman is coming to steal the baby Jesus!

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Violations: King Kong Abominable Snowman (say that 5 times fast...or even one time!) & Intermingling.

Don't Jump! It's a snowman hell down there!

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Violations: Multiple Clauses, Snowman In-Laws, Griswold Family, P.O.W., King Kong Snowman Complex, Frequent Lighter, More is NOT Less.

What is with the gingerbread militia? One group is disguised to be a band and the rest are about to slide down the roof to take on the snowmen. Please, God, don't let it be true that those figurines can come to life at night...

Where was baby Jesus born?

Apparently at the north pole. Must have been cold in the stable.

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Violations: Intermingling.
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Hunting Season

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Submitted by Ed
Two of Santa's Reindeer, shot and hung from a tree, blood oozing
Violations: I don't think we need to mention the violations...

My Snowglobe is BIGGER....Than My HOUSE!

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Submitted by Ed

Violations: King Kong Complex Snowglobe

There are so many un-named violations in this picture. Why does Jesus have one spotlight and the snowman has three? Why doesn't the flag have any lights on it. Celebrate Jesus a little bit, celebrate America not at all and celebrate Snowmen ALOT! Also, from the looks of it, you could either have half of your family live in the snowglobe or park a car in there!

Freeze a jolly good fellow.....

We're just about ready to call it a night. Our holiday celebrations seem to make me so tired. Your submissions have been great! Keep them coming! I'll be putting more up late tomorrow. JOY TO THE WORLD! Merry Christmas!

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Submitted by Denise

Violations: Snowman In-Laws, More is NOT Less

Quick! Get a hair dryer!

Liquori Family Self-Submission

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Submitted by the Liquori Family, Long Island, New York

Violations: W.T.H.?!?!, Unharmonious Arrangement, Griswold Family, King Kong Complex, Frequent Lighter, More is NOT Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling, Snowman Inlaws

Whoa! Liquori Family, this is out of control! What's the story here?

Paul Bunyan and the headless Christmas ox.

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Submitted by Jennifer, Tampa Bay, Florida
Why would someone replace the head of an ox with a wreath? What happened to his head? If anyone looks guilty here, it's the guy with the big axe.

Violations: W.T.H.?!?, King Kong Complex

Party till the break of dawn and then we all fall down!

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Submited by Uli, St. Augustine, Florida

Violations: W.T.H.?!?, Multiple Clauses, Less is NOT More

We've hit the inflatable MOTHERLOAD!

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Submitted by Dreya (Dreya says that this is a relative of hers and he sells the inflatables). Look! Another Christmas Helicopter has landed! This is Christmas Helicopter #3... Although there appear to be hundreds of inflatables, there are only 32.
Violations: Unharmonious Arrangement, W.T.H.?!?, King Kong Complex, More is NOT Less, Multiple Clauses, Intermingling and Snowman Inlaws.

Pink flamingo, butterfly and a cow named Rudolf

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Submitted by Becky, Sacrament, California

Violations: W.T.H.?!?, Snowman In-Laws, Less is NOT More

Santa can't even fit in the door, let alone the chimney. Well, maybe the tiny Santa on the roof can help.

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Submitted by Joel, His Own House

Violations: King Kong Complex, Less is NOT More, Multiple Clauses (Next year, let's see some more Joel! I know what's on Joel's after-Christmas shopping wish list).

Not a creature was stirring...not even a mouse!

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Submitted by No Name, Tustin, California

Violations: W.T.H.?!?!

HELP WANTED: Taking all this stuff down in a week...hopefully.

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Submitted by Brandy and Family, Medford, Oregon
Violations: Snowman In-Laws, Griswold Family. Remember, we lay off the elves.

Snow Pretty, but Lots'a Snowmen!

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Submitted by Someone in Colorado

Violations: Snowman In-Laws